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BREAKING NEWS: Plane Carrying Dignitaries CRASH In Lagos

Information reaching zeeDColes blog is that a passenger plane crashed on take off near Airport Toll Gate in the early hours of Thursday, October 3, 2013. According to eye witnesses, the crash occurred at the local wing of the Lagos airport close the JET-A1, where plane fuel is stored.

The aircraft, an Associated Airline plane was Akure bound. Unfortunately, some of the family members of the late ex-Governor Olusegun Agagu are said to be inside the crashed plane. More photos...

Woman Gave Birth at 13; Now She Bags A PhD The Same Day With The Child

A mother and the son she had at 13, who also became a high school dropout, has made history. Both of them later combined resilience and the inspiration they got from the Bible to overcome their odds. Today, the story is different. They graduate together with doctorate degrees on the same day at the recent Capella University graduation ceremony.

"I didn't let my situation define who I was. I defined my situation. I looked at my situation and I told [the] situation this is where we are going and this is what we are doing," said the mother, Vickie. 

"Never in a thousand, million, trillion years [did I expect to get my PhD]. The thought of becoming a doctor anyone was far-fetched," said her son, Maurice McBride

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Coffin with Built-in Stereo Sound System Unveiled

Fredrik Hjelmquist's CataCombo Sound System is now offered for integration into luxury coffins. The stereo system shall pipe the music into it "for audiophiles on the other side."
At $30,000 (N4.91M), the coffin comes equipped with speakers and a Spotify music streaming account.
. And while the party might be going on 6 feet underground, the living can share in the experience by changing the mix online or seeing a digital readout of what's playing on the tombstone.

The idea of this invention is not clear, cause if you can hear the music while lying in your coffin, you probably shouldn't be in it just yet!

In fact, "Rest in Peace" has been changed to “Rest in Style”!?

Man, Aparecido Castaldo To Marry his Goat In Devil’s Church

Aparecido Castaldo, a retired stone cutter from Jundiai, Brazil has decided to marry his beloved Carmella, a goat. Because no Christian minister would agree to perform the marriage ceremony, the two will be wed by a known satanic leader, in the Church of the Devil...

Eddie Murphy Returns To Music

From Comedy to music again after 20 years, Eddie Murphy bangs with the reggae tune, “Red Light”featuring his homie the Snoop Lion (same as Snoop Dogg). The comedy legend combined reggae and rock to produce a sweet, dance able rhythm.


The funky, island infused song is the first single off Murphy’s forthcoming album simply titled ‘9.’Remember that Eddie Murphy was prominent in the music scene in the mid ’80s and early ’90s. He released several albums and singles. His works include hit “Party All the Time”, which went to No. 2 onBillboard Hot 100.

The official music video for “Red Light” will premiere on Vevo on September 9, and be available oniTunes.

It’s not R&B, but it’s Eddie!

Photos from MKO Abiola's daughter's wedding in Texas last weekend

Late MKO Abiola's daughter Folashade Abiola (lawyer with US Treasury) married her heartthrob Serdan Banjac (works for a USA Senator) at a very exclusive ceremony at Chateau Cocomar in Houston, Texas on August 31 and September 1. Folasade's mum is Dr. Mrs. Gloria Abiola. More stunning  photos after the cut...

Woman Shows Up Alive 13 Days After Funeral

*Philadelphia woman Sharolyn Jackson, 50, was laid to rest at Colonial Memorial Park by her devastated family on August 3*This followed the Philadelphia Medical Examiner signing a death certificate and releasing a body believed to be hers..
*The body was found two days after Jackson was reported missing on July 18 and resembled her
*But she appeared alive 13 days later at a mental health facility in the city *The woman whose body was buried may be exhumed for identification

A Philadelphia woman has shown up alive 13 days after her family buried her in an emotional service. Sharolyn Jackson, 50, was laid to rest at Colonial Memorial Park by her devastated family on August 3, following the Philadelphia Medical Examiner signing a death certificate and releasing a body believed to be hers.
‘I had to call my wife and give her the sad news over the phone you know, that they’d just found our daughter dead,’ her father Dave Minnie said.
But last Friday, Jackson showed up alive at a mental health facility in central Philadelphia.
Her son, Travis, passed on the good news to her father, who was overjoyed.‘You know you feel you’re just about to get over it, that she’s dead, then Travis comes here with the good news that she’s alive,’ he told CBS News, laughing.

Pastor Bans Hair Weaves in His Church

The senior pastor at Resurrecting Faith Church in Waco, Texas has advised his female congregation not to wear weaves to church. 39 year old Pastor A.J. Aamir said he grew wary of looking out over his congregation and seeing a sea of hair weaves. Pastor Aamir feels women wearing weaves presents a false image of themselves and are associated with women who have low self-esteem.

“Our black women are getting weaves trying to be something and someone they are not. Be real with yourself is all I’m saying,” Pastor A.J. Aamir told AmericaPreachers.com.

He said he “highly disapproves” of women wearing weave in his church, where the average age of the congregation is 22. Meaning most female members wear weaves.

“Long hair don’t care. What kind of mess is that? I don’t want my members so focused on what’s on their heads and not in their heads. I lead a church where our members are struggling financially. I mean really struggling. “Yet, a 26-year-old mother in my church has a $300 weave on her head. No. I will not be quiet about this.”

What do you have to say?

Boy found under Arik plane tyre hole thought he was going to the US

The 14 year old boy who beat airline and airport security at Benin airport on Saturday August 24th and flew in the tyre hole of a Lagos-bound Arik plane actually thought he was on his way to the US.

Sources at Benin Airport said Daniel Ikehina ran away from home because he was being maltreated and was trying to escape from his parents when he joined the Arik flight. Unfortunately for him the plane wasn't flying to the US, it was flying to Lagos where the stowaway was immediately arrested as he alighted from the wheel well of the aircraft. Daniel is presently in the custody of the State Security Service (SSS) who are trying to unravel how he managed to pull off such a stunt.

Former Nigerian female footballer, Iyabo Abade now living as a man

Former Super Falcons striker Iyabo Abade lived for many years as a hermaphrodite - a person with male and female organ. She/he had surgery in the US in 2004 and is now living as a man named James Johnson. Punch caught up with him recently and he opened up about his life

Now that you are a man, has it been easy playing men’s football?

I thank God for how far He has brought me. I have made every effort to get to the top as a footballer but there is no support from anywhere, even the Nigeria Football Federation. I am just trying on my own to get to the top but it hasn’t been easy. You go for trials and you do well and you are recruited but after sometime, they will start acting funny; they use my past against me. I try to ensure that I don’t let clubs know who I am.  I don’t like telling them that I am the former Iyabo Abade; I have to go there like every other normal player and fight for a place in the team. But when they hear that former Iyabo Abade has signed for either Crown FC or Plateau United, they start discriminating against me. 

Meanwhile I got there as James Johnson but they keep asking, “Can she cope in the midst of guys?” They have forgotten that I am a man and I met their requirements before they signed me up. Once they now know my past, they won’t allow me to play anymore. Were they blind when they signed me? With that, I feel frustrated and discriminated against so I decided that there was no need disturbing myself and I decided to quit. I am praying that God helps me so that I can continue my career abroad. I think things will be better over there.

Photos: Cristiano Ronaldos fleet of cars

1. Bentley Continental GTC
It is an intelligent and well equipped vehicle with a 6.0 litre twin-turbocharged W12 engine, which accelerates the car from 0 to 100 kilometres per hour (0 to 62.1 mph) in 4.8 seconds, and go on to reach a top speed of 318 kilometres per hour (197.6 mph).

2. Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano

Another gem from the stables of the iconic Italian car makers, Ferrari 599 GTB
Fiorano is a fierce car which has the distinction of being the most powerful series production Ferrari road car of its time. more...

Professor Builds Mountain Villa On Top Of Skyscraper

A Chinese man has spent six years building his dream mountaintop villa - on top of a Beijing apartment block. He shifted tons of rubble and rock onto the roof of the building to construct the outrageous home which looks like it has been carved from a mountainside. It also has a rocky mountain garden complete with rubble and shrubbery. Photos...

PHOTOS: Meet Woman With The World's Biggest Natural Afro

Aevin Dugas a 38-year-old social worker from Louisiana, holds the Guinness Record for the largest natural afro hairstyle in the world, with a circumference measuring an incredible 4 feet 4 inches (1.32 m).














The hairdo has taken over 14 years to grow to its current proportions, and although Aevin is really proud of it, she admits sometimes it can be pretty problematic.
She was inspired 14 years ago by an old photo of her mother sporting an afro and she traded her straight hair for afro which just kept growing and in 2010, she set a new world record for the world’s biggest afro, becoming an inspiration for black women to ditch relaxers and go natural.
Aevin’s hair draws attention wherever she goes, and while most people just ask her if it’s real, some can’t resist touching it to see for themselves.Photos...

Redeemed Church to build 3-kilometre long church auditorium

 

The Redeemed Christian Church of God, RCCG, announced last week, through its General Overseer Pastor Adeboye that they will build a three kilometre long auditorium because the current one they have now, Redemption Camp, on the Lagos-Ibadan Express Way in Mowe, Ogun state which was built in 2000 with a capacity to sit one million people could no longer accommodate the millions of people who attend service there.

According to pastor Adeboye, the new auditorium will be built at the mission’s camp ground at km 46, Lagos-Ibadan expressway. Some Nigerians are already criticizing the plan saying the billions that will spent in building this auditorium, which will only cause more queues along this express way, could be used for other things, like hospital, school, farmland, anything that will provide employment - but then, bringing more souls to the Lord is a good thing! :-)

A 3km auditorium is pretty wide. Do you know how long it will take you to walk 3km? 35 minutes.

When Redeemed builds this auditorium, it will one of the top ten churches in the world in area size.

Strange Creature Found By The Iranian Navy In The Persian Gulf (Photos)

No, it's not a publicity stunt for the Middle East opening of "Pacific Rim." That's a big, reportedly stinky carcass discovered by the Iranian navy on July 11.

Photos of the gnarly carcass were posted to a website serving the city of Bushehr in western Iran on the Persian Gulf. Based on the vertebrae and blackened skin of the carcass, Reddit users postulated that it was the remains of a whale. More pictures...

The N50 Billion Yacht. (Interior)

With a repertoire to rival the most outlandish Saudi and Russian mega-yachts, the Nirvana is causing a bidding war among billionaire sailors as they battle to snap up the £200 million (N49,463,088,884) sea city. 

Only a handful of yachts have been priced more than the one-year-old vessel – making it one of the most luxurious floating mansions on the planet.

 

Built by South African construction gurus Oceanco and designed by Australian Sam Sorgiovanni, the 88.5 metre-long yacht has a remarkable pedigree history.

A spokesman for Edmiston, who are marketing the yacht, said: ‘Nirvana is without question one of a handful of elite world cruising yachts around today – and it is certainly the most impressive and opulent yacht currently on sale. ‘Every inch of the ship has been painstakingly designed and built. There really is little else like it.

‘There, of course, has been a lot of interest in the listing but as of yet no sale has been agreed.’ More pictures....

Obasanjo, A Troublesome Student At National Open University

The Vice Chancellor of the National Open University of Nigeria (NOUN), Prof. Vincent Ado Tenebe said Monday, that former President Olusegun Obasanjo had a rewarding post-graduate career with the institution, saying that he was however a troublesome student.
Tenebe stated this in Kaduna during the breaking of Ramadan fast parley with Muslim Journalists at the Nigeria Union of Journalist (NUJ) secretariat on Sunday. 

PHOTOS: Meet 8 Year Old Fish-Boy With Fish-like Scale As Skin (SEE PHOTO)

Eight-year-old boy, Pan Xianhang has been nicknamed 'fish boy' by neighbours because he's covered from head to toe in thick, itchy scales.

He was born in Wenling, China with a rare genetic skin disease known as Ichthyosis, after the ancient Greek word for fish.
Ichthyosis is a heterogeneous family of at least 28 generalized, mostly genetic skin disorders. All types of ichthyosis have dry, thickened, scaly or flaky skin. In many types there is cracked skin, which is said to resemble the scales on a fish. Read more...

iRoko TV boss Jason Njoku and wife Mary Remmy welcome son

iRoko TV CEO Jason Njoku and his wife, actress Mary Remmy Njoku welcomed a son this morning Tuesday July 30th in a UK hospital. Mother and baby are doing well. The baby has been named Jason Obinna Njoku. Congrats to them...

Mother gives birth to a girl weighing 13lb4oz without a C-section

A baby weighing almost a stone and measuring 22.6 inches long has been born in Germany.

Baby Jasleen arrived on July 26 and weighed a massive 13.47 pounds. Babies her size are usually born via a caesarean section, she was born naturally. The mother gave birth at University Hospital in Leipzig and discovered she had a previously undiagnosed case of gestational diabetes, German newspaper Der Spiegel reports.

This condition, which develops at around the 24th week of pregnancy, can lead to a larger than usual baby size. Although both mother and daughter are doing well, Jasleen remains in the neonatal care unit. She is now officially the largest new-born in Germany. (UK Daily Mail)

Actor Bob Manuel Udokwu loses mum

Bob Manuel lost his mum on Saturday July 20th. She was 78 years old. May her soul rest in peace..

41 year old woman found out she was pregnant 15 hours before she gave birth (Photo)

This is very strange.This woman Amanda Ross who is 41 has given birth to her first baby just 15 hours after discovering she was pregnant.She has never been pregnant before and thought she just had stomach upset when labour set in.

 While shopping with her partner,Paul Dean she had been feeling bloated and blamed it on constipation and went to her local health centre where they gave her a scan - and told her she was probably seven or eight months pregnant.

She said:

‘My first reaction when they told me I was pregnant was one of sheer terror.
‘I thought "Oh my God", I could have done this ten years ago - but I’m in my 40s.
‘It was a massive shock and I still can’t believe it. It’s going to get some getting used to.’‘I had no idea I was expecting - there’d been no flutters, no cravings, no kicking, no morning sickness, no kicking, nothing.
‘We were totally unprepared for a new baby - we hadn’t even got a cotton bud.‘Thankfully our families have been really good, running around to get everything we need.’

Stunned Paul, 53, has been with Amanda for 14 years and neither of them work. He is already dad to Andrew, 34, and daughter Jessica, 32.
He said:

‘I thought ‘where the hell did that come from? She’s had no pains or cravings or stomach aches, nothing‘I’m still in shock and the reality has yet to sink in. It’s going to take some time getting used to it.